I will share mine, and I have not heard a better one to date…I was on a cruise ship pulling out of Italy on my way to Greece. I was sitting somewhere, where there was a slight chance I could fall overboard. An Italian man came up to me & said, "if anyone else was sitting there, I would be worried about their safety." Puzzled, I asked "So you are not worried about my saftey?" To which he replied, "If you fell overboard, every man on this ship would jump in to save you"

I was stunned.