funny, romantic, or stupid…

1. DAVID W Says:
   July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

   if you’d like…we could reach either Thailand or Austrailia before the Summer is gone. Both are beautiful this time of year- but you will enjoy yourself much more in Asia.
   + you’re probably ‘fit to be Thai’ed’ anyway…LOL

2. anthony d Says:
   July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

   you got a mirror in your pocket becuase i see myself in your pants.

   (looking at tag on clothing) just as i thought, made in heaven

   someone call the pope, heavens missing an angel

3. theswarm666x Says:
   July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

   i seen you blinking from the other side of the room. want to go back you my place and have some hot sex.

4. moonbaby279 Says:
   July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

   If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning

5. Cassandra F Says:
   July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

   This pick-up line amused me, I got it from a guy that I met through webdate_dot_com…GUY: " Are you from Jamaica?" ME: "no, why?" GUY: "Coz Jamaican me crazy!" how odd that I found it funny and instantly hit it off! So the pick-up line sucks but he’s cute anyways…

6. Bobby Says:
   July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

   Sex is like playing "Bridge game", If ya don’t find good partner, u wud rather have good hand !!!

7. kram k Says:
   July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

   yer so good lookin I wouldn’t kick ya outta bed for eating crackers

   hi I’m (insert name). May I buy you a bodacious tata?

   Just seeing you makes my heart sing, and my head swim. Ok maybe I’m just a little drunk.

8. r j Says:
   July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

   hellooooooooooo piss me off

9. lilguy Says:
   July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

   i was born intelligent
   but education ruined me

10. Insideher Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    here’s your money, now get out.

11. bad yellow b!tch Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?

12. Daniel B Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    ok my wife seriously picked me up with this line…..hey, im not gonna be having sex withyou tonight but i would love to dance!
    of course i thought that was awsome! and now were married!

13. LB James Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    What did you just say?

14. al Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    "you must be tired, cuz you’ve been runnin’ through my mind all day"

15. Eureka R Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

16. sarahmuffin4 Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    How do you like your eggs in the morning – scrambled or fertilized?

17. ailatan92 Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i 2gether

18. mzbrunette Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    y dont u come sit in my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up!
    or
    i like all kind of beans green beans, pinto beans, kindney beans, oh and lesbeans

    guys use those on me all the time they r sooo lame